Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010

Sprite cranberry

A drink that no one likes

Wanna sprite cranberry

by qaswedrf December 13, 2018

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014

want a sprite cranberry?

brurh

"Want a sprite cranberry?"
"hey bro i just got a sprite cranberry."

by ajajaja man January 1, 2021

cranberry yum yum

a fantastic girly drink consisting of 2 parts white rum, 1 part sparkling white wine, and 1 part cranberry juice. rinse and repeat; you will have fun.

hey rachael...i'm loving this cranberry yum yum! i can't taste the rum at all!

by sluts_rule_simi November 23, 2010

cranberry moon walk

Means to kill Tony Thompson while sayin E Honda E Honda E Honda

Kill tony Thompson to cranberry moon walk

by street fighter February 9, 2014

Albino Cranberry Sauce

When a very white person has bad acne, they look like they bathed in cranberry sauce.

Dude 1: Hey, did you see the new girl? You might need sunglasses to look at her.

Dude 2: Yeah, she looks like albino cranberry sauce.

by Some dude with no friends August 3, 2018