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crab

1) person who does not share their weed
2) person who steals weed from others, often friends.

common slang in the south jersey area
"yo i hate that kid, he's such a fuckin crab!"
by urbdic October 20, 2008
mugGet the crabmug.

crabbing

to chill, to relax, do nothing etc
We're all crabbing out at yours tonight okay?
by Nikstarr April 6, 2003
mugGet the crabbingmug.

crabs

In contrast to other given definitions, it is another name for Andy Fields. He is the king of the fat people.
There goes Crabs! Hey Crabs! Crabby Crabby Crabby! Crabulous Maximus!
by Crabs February 13, 2005
mugGet the crabsmug.

Crabbing

Scooping shit from an anus, with one's hand in a sexual manner
"I'm gonna be crabbing with my girlfriend tomorrow"
by wednesdayisfuckedup November 3, 2020
mugGet the Crabbingmug.

Crab

The act of getting on top of someones scrotum and itching them
Dan why did you crab me now my nuts itch?
by Air pump October 19, 2019
mugGet the Crabmug.

Crabbing

When nobody appreciated his dab, Johnny started crabbing into his arm.
by OptimismxD August 3, 2017
mugGet the Crabbingmug.

Crab

a person who’s behaviours are relative to a crackhead, tweaker and usually are ginger with a buzz cut which represent white supremacy. Crabs behave this way in result of there countless decades of harassment and bullying, there unable to stand up to the oppression so they waddle around munching down caps filled with but are not limited to; crack, concrete, Panadol, methamphetamine, sugar, lead, glass etc.

In order to keep the gromits of the street there’s only few options; immediately incarcerate all crabs and/or making culling of crabs legal around the world for people over the age of 6. or the final option, shipping all crabs to New Zealand.
Rileys a crab.
by Cull the Crabs October 11, 2019
mugGet the Crabmug.

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