Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.

"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."

by Emperor Zoltan October 4, 2008

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Chipping Up

To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)

I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!

by Andrew420 March 31, 2011

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Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

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Crippie

A physically handicapped hippie

That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.

by DopeyBoyRon May 11, 2018

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Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

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Chippin wood in the hood

Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.

Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020

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