cosmic wank

The process of masturbation when high

“I had a cosmic wank last night’”

by Claret123 November 25, 2017

Cosmic Slut

An insult to the meme community.

Our son is a cosmic slut.

by Gayfaggot9898 July 3, 2018

Cosmic Fuck-All

A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.

“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”

by trikki September 14, 2018

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

Cosmic Delta

the most illegal legal discord user
is charged with various war crimes and cybercrimes
also for murder
They arrested him in Tijuana for multiple homicide
he only said pentakill
A few months ago he escaped from jail for now he's on the loose
if you find it run away from it

Cosmic Delta: :)
Discord User: taco sombrero

by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020

cosmic.amani

a funny girl I’m mutuals with in Instagram, she’s really funny and kinky

cosmic.amani is hot 😍🤞🏾

by kairisroach May 31, 2021

Cosmic Penis

Blue Origin

Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.

by YAWA July 23, 2021