The connection between a parents and a non-achiever. Often not cut until significantly far into the individuals life, many times, never.
Man, I sure wish Doug's parents would cut the imbecile cord, it's sad to see someone of his age having his parents do his laundry.
by cpw August 15, 2012
Get the imbecile cordmug. A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.
by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016
Get the Cord of woodmug. by PeetaMoran March 14, 2019
Get the Taking a Cordmug. The term cords is the shortened form of Corduroy, from the french "Cord Du Roy" meaning Fabric of kings.
However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)
Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)
Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.
However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)
Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)
Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.
James: Myself is off to the races.
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
Get the Red Cordsmug. 
slang for a prolapsed anus. also used to describe a prolapsed anus that has been left still connected to a penis after an anal sex act.
things must have gone awry, because his bumbilical cord was hanging out of his shorts when he left the brothel
by blackrob666 October 15, 2009
Get the bumbilical cordmug. When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.
This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.
by darx202 October 28, 2022
Get the Blue Cord Rodeomug.