Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez

hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry

by Juno i love you May 28, 2022

DoubleDown [2v2 Competition]

When a team wins a 2v2 competitive game

Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.

DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"

by JP_187 May 2, 2024

competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.

*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023

competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.

Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!

by film divers August 7, 2023