slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.

I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.

by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."

by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB

best club for history everrrrrr, u gotta join bro!

PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN

by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025