Compassion

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! I'm all tapped out! You didn't need a man a second ago! What happened? You can't choose wrong so... What happened!? Now you need ALL of the men to pay for you to feed the kids you shat out fucking someone other than them?

Hym "No. You don't have any compassion and mine is gone. You can legalize prostitution and you can tax THAT. Or use that to feed the kid. OR make the guy who fucked you pay. Or don't have them. 0 dollars."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

Nautical compass tattoo

A form of telling others he or she is attracted to the same gender.

Hey look that dude has a nautical compass tattoo he must be gay.

by Nardwik November 19, 2023

Compassing

When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.

Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"

by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022

compassibility

The ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments.

Using his compassibility, Shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in Amsterdam.

by newbish September 24, 2007

Rumpus Compass

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.

My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.

by GoingNorth June 02, 2018