When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
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by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023
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by Keldy January 15, 2020
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Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
Get the columbia river high school mug.West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.
Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
Get the West Columbia mug.West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
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Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
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