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DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021
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Columbia Poor

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
My family makes 70 thousand a year but we are still Columbia poor
by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023
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Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021
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Columbia

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them
Columbia: I wish I was dating Columbia
by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023
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West Columbia

West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.
Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
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Columbia River Gorge

A beautiful area in Northwestern and North Central Oregon where the Columbia River flows. It goes from the Oregon Coast to Eastern Oregon. It’s a very diverse area with lots of forests, waterfalls, rivers, lakes, mountains, and deserts.
Man, I love the Columbia River Gorge. It’s a gorgeous area. Visiting Hood River and the Dalles is fun.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025
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West Columbia

West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
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