West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
Get the West Columbiamug. A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.
"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"
"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
by Big Block February 15, 2024
Get the Columbia, SCmug. Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021
Get the Columbia Compressmug. A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them
by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023
Get the Columbiamug. A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
Get the columbia river high schoolmug. When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023
Get the Columbia Poormug. It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021
Get the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIAmug.