Snifftopher Columbus

When you take your dog out at 3am for a quick pee and it turns into a full on exploration of every leaf, twig and piece of trash in the neighborhood.

I tried to take the dog out for a quick piss and he went all Snifftopher Columbus on me.

by TwiggyZiggy March 18, 2016

Los Colchoneros

Used as a nickname for the European La Liga football club Atlético de Madrid. The word means 'the mattress makers'. They were called this because their shirts used to resemble traditional red and white striped Spanish mattresses.

The los colchoneros play in the Spanish top division!

by Colchonero7 April 22, 2018

Mission, British Columbia

A small town in Canada, which is proven to be the most useless place in Canada. With nothing to do, Mission is known as "skid-nation" or "boring". Mission has absolutely nothing to do. It has "Urban Planet" for a teenager clothing retreat. Considering that is the only place to get clothing for teenagers, Everyone owns everything from there. To close this negative argument, Mission is the worst city, ever. Sorrow and sympathy is sent to everyone whom lives there. Sucks to be you, suckers!

Sorry to the people of Mission, British Columbia.

by MissionHater January 3, 2010

Columbia Sportswear

Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working blue collar workers, and upper middle class people alike.

Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.

by haji June 11, 2006

Columbian Marching Powder

Another name for Sniff, coke , Charlie, Snow.

Just got a quarter of Columbian Marching Powder. Time for a session.

by Gerry+ July 29, 2018

Colum

He who gives hope when his own is lost.

That boy is such a Colum.

by animasmithsonian November 16, 2009

Columbus, Georgia

A nice medium sized city near Alabama far enough away from Atlanta to be nice. Home of Aflac, TSYS, Char-Broil Grills, the State Theatre of Georgia, Ft. Benning and the National Infantry Museum. Northern most navigable stop on the Chattahoochee River. Contains some really ugly architecture such as the TSYS headquarters and the government center. Citizens are mostly middle-class workers whose children play baseball take piano lessons.

People from Atlanta know it as "that place where we stop to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way to our beach condo", also "oh, is that a suburb?"

Noted as being significantly better than its Alabama brother to the west, Phenix City.

Also noted for not being near any other city.

-Where are you from?

-Columbus, Georgia.

-Oh yeah! Thats that place with the giant cow outside the Best Buy!

-Yeah! We have great barbeque too!

by pooropolis March 25, 2011