Cross clopen

You've heard of the clopen, now get ready for cross clopen. It's when you have two jobs and you close at one job and open at the other job the next day.

I have to do a cross clopen between my two jobs tonight and tomorrow. Yay me!!!!!

by Pialinist April 3, 2026

Flicker Clopping

The act of aggressively and quickly masterbating to My Little Pony Porn (Clopping)

Man 1 : Hey John your arms looks big?

Man 2 : Thanks man I've started Flicker Clopping often.

by YN2 May 3, 2025

Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 17, 2023

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.

Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.

by YN2 May 3, 2025