callum 

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

callum by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum 

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

callum by callum buttress May 2, 2018

callum 

Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself

Callum begs it mush and chats shit

callum by badmanriddimbled February 10, 2012

callum 

he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum

callum is a bad midget not sexy human

callum by luke parish January 24, 2018

Callum 

Gay and annoying

You are a Callum.Thats sad

Callum by GOAOKAJAHHSU December 22, 2018

Callum 

Callum Is Another Word For Ballchinian!

Or A Callum Can Be Balls On Someones Chin

Shut Up You Ballchinian!

Go Suck Your Callums!

Callum by Joseph O'Callaghan April 1, 2008

Callum 

An amazing best friend who will seem shy and emo at first but when you get to know him he will become like a brother to you. He is also cute funny in some ways and mildly dirty minded

Omg here he comes

He is such a callum

Callum by Kathytheturtle June 3, 2019