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Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.
I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
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Caillou

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou
by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023
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Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man
person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored
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Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019
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Caillou

Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.
“Bro, you need to move out of the house, you’re being a total Caillou right now.”
by DrewHandle April 1, 2023
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Caillou

A Spoiled 5 Brat with no hair
Person:sorry i have to take my Caillou Home
by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025
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Caillou

Caillous a baldie
by 8bitpotato1216 September 8, 2021
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