An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.
Most Millennials are raising Caillous.
"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024
Get the Caillou mug.A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.
Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
by BodiButter September 18, 2023
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by qualityboi October 25, 2019
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Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019
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