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gravy crotchet 

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.
Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude
gravy crotchet by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013

Dirty Crockett 

The sex act of nailing your S.O> from behind leaping on their back and unleashing nightmarish taco bell diarrhea on them then hanging on as long as you can.
Dirty Crockett by Skippopolis April 26, 2020

Ratchet Crockett 

Hood rat Ebonics speaking elected Dallas official
Damn man that ratchet Crockett is all Letegrious and sshheeiittt

Adam Crockett 

This boy is one to live on the wild side, he is always up for an adventure outdoors and in the bedroom. This kind of boy is smart, funny, kind and mysterious. With his blonde, curly locks and enticing bluey grey eyes, you'll always have something gorgeous to look at.
guy 1: yo who's that getting freaky at the top of that mountain!
guy 2: oh him? that's just Adam crockett and a rock