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Chocolate milk

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.

No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
“If you heat up chocolate milk, does it basically just become hot chocolate?.. No? ok..”
by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025
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halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.
Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right
by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019
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Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate
"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"
by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019
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Chocolate Milk#5896

Is that Chocolate Milk#5896!?
mugGet the Chocolate Milk#5896mug.

forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.
Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.
by LazyRooster November 7, 2023
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Chocolate Milk

you bang a mom and you suck on her titties and get milk from them. Then go and spit it into her ass and eat her ass out and drink the ‘chocolate milk’
You know Stacy's mom, yeah she gave me some of that Chocolate Milk
by Mario's_pitcrew July 30, 2021
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Milk chocolate sex

A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.
Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was
by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023
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