Chihuahua

a cute little furry hell beast that screams at everything it sees

also really annoying

tim "i got a chihuahua"

tims friend "i feel so bad for you"

by awriterwithnohands January 31, 2023

Chihuahua

Chihuahua: A petite and sassy woman. Most likely Latina.

I need a new girlfriend. I am looking for a little Chihuahua.

by Donaldo J. November 13, 2018

Chihuahua

A chihuahua is a tiny dog that barks at literally every fucking thing it sees. It doesn't know how to shut the hell up.

OMG, can the neighbor's chihuahua shut the hell up, please.

by Butt Lickr January 28, 2020

Chihuahua

A mutant parasite roughly the size of a cat that apparently has the ability to bark similarly to that of a dog(not much intimidating though). It could be used as a perfect replacement to a soccer ball or football considering their uselessness in every other aspect

Chihuahuas still manage to live as a species

by THE BIG BOSS March 02, 2020

Chihuahua

A chihuahua is a really small dog and is usually called a rat or a small cat but my cats are bigger than him

Person one: wow is that a cat?!
Me: no it’s a flippin chihuahua get it right next time

by Mychihuahua_olly November 11, 2019

Chihuahua

A term for a small gay male who acts dominant or aggressive in public, however, if the situation turns physical they tend to rely on their partner or husband to deescalate the situation or if single will run and pretend the situation never happened. A Chihuahua is also the type of gay male that will "bark" or "holler" at nearly anything in a public space because they seek the attention and approval of others or in general require everyone in the room to know they are there. If a Chihuahua has a partner they melt at the sound of their partners voice and has a tendency to do anything they're asked by their partner, They are an extremely emotional person.

Did you see Thomas at the drag show last night with his boyfriend? One of the performers was looking at his man and he acted like a total Chihuahua.

by Zombie Fetish Master January 16, 2018

Chihuahua

What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.

Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gurklyflop January 09, 2019