Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.

OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Butt Pirate

a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.

Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!

by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010

Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.

Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.

by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010

butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 28, 2014

Butt Pirate

When you sit on someones head and rip ass on their head.

We were sitting in gym and Charles pulled a Butt Pirate on me. I smelled like a fart all day long.

by Dark Lotuz April 12, 2010

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 17, 2023

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 21, 2018