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meat bunkering

When a circumsimed male and a uncirumsized male touch penis' The uncircumcised male folds his foreskin over circumcised males helmet.
Josh woke up in the morning and realised he had a big night of meat bunkering
by Cump October 19, 2017
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Bunker Nazi

Anyone in government who is there not only for power, but to keep their space in the Apocalypse bunkers, thus they will do anything the "deep state" tells them.
Rand Paul is the biggest Bunker Nazi I ever heard of.
by QuakerOtis April 9, 2021
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Bunker Faced

1. The act of getting punched in the face whilst in the air.

2. A punch to the face given to the receiver while the culprit holds him menacingly in the air.
Oh man, that kid totally just got bunker faced after trying to do a jump punch!
by ReachForTheBiscuit May 17, 2011
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dick bunker

A dick bunker is where a person is so bad at sex its like their dick has been hidden away all their life. The bunker is where the dick has been hiding all their life .
"Yo man i heard from my friend that Ralph has a dick bunker."
"Fr? He acts so hard."
"She said he was like a dead fish."
by festrsylvester December 24, 2016
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bunker monkey

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.
I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.
by bunker monkey August 29, 2007
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bunker hankering

1. The overwhelming desire to surround oneself in a protective fortification. The source of the desire can be varied, but for many the desire was popularized with the mainstream media's use of zombies to represent social discord. The emotion is often associated with having repeated thoughts of preparing for what a zombie apocalypse would bring to the world or watching way too many zombie style horror films. It should be noted the desire is also be experienced from any sort of social chaos concept that would make the beholder want to retreat from society whether the threat is real or perceived.

2. Overwhelming desire to board up windows. Occasionally treatable by closing the blinds unless you have an overactive imagination then its often worse.
I had a serious case of bunker hankering after watching every episode of "The Walking Dead" back to back last night.
by Orionnoir November 13, 2013
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