stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

San Francisco Push Broom

While having gay anal sex, the top pulls out and runs their poop covered penis head through the bottoms mustache to remove excess poop and semen.

I was banging this fatty when I noticed the skid marks in his underwear so I gave him a San Francisco Push Broom.

by Poopygaybutt March 20, 2026