Signing Bonus

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.

Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.

by zeeferino October 21, 2011

boutso

greek word for penis, usally what a greek guy calls his mate when acknowledging them.

Guy 1-hey boutso
Guy 2-hey boutso whats happening

by 1qw2er3 April 29, 2011

brucie bonus

when a man ejaculates during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercorse.

'yay i kept it up go me,what a brucie bonus, lets carry on shagging!'

by pickle49 September 21, 2006

Bonus Waffle

The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.

"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"

by Snipard April 22, 2013

bonus whore

someone who takes maximum advantage of the free money offered at online poker sites

Russ has made a G since he started bonus whoring last month

by Hoosh June 13, 2005

bonus time

The extra time found on a parking meter before a person enters his/her quarters.

"Dude I didn't even have get out my quarters, there was 30 minutes left on the meter. Bonus time Fuck yeah!!!"

by thefarmerbry October 3, 2011

Bonus Fry

After consuming every single french fry in a McDonald's meal, a customer will usually check the empty bag that carried their food for an extra french fry that might have fallen out when taking out their meal. Only few are so lucky.

Guy 1: Aw man, two big macs and a large fry and I'm still hungry! Oh well, better fill this bag up with tra-- sweet mother of roses...
Guy 2: What is it?

Guy 1: I've been blessed... with the bonus fry!
Guy 2: By the beard of Zeus... there IS a God!

by Rupert "Mr. Bitches" Goldtooth September 17, 2012