Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.
My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.
by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021
Get the Bologna Tailmug. by Eveunder August 31, 2018
Get the Bologna sandwichmug. by Roller ray April 5, 2022
Get the bologna barbmug. by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011
Get the Tampony Bolognamug. by Detective Bennett September 9, 2023
Get the Debone the bolognamug. A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.
by Dusty Ervin March 5, 2008
Get the Bologna Walletmug. N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
ie:
1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.
2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.
2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
by Tlahtoani Anubis March 13, 2007
Get the Bologna Ballsmug.