retard bluetooth

The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.

Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.

by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010

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Get the retard bluetoothmug.

Bluetooth bungee jumping

Bungee jumping with no rope

Omg bob went Bluetooth bungee jumping now he is dead

by Adams tree March 17, 2022

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Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).

I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.

by peaches14 February 10, 2010

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Get the Ghetto Bluetooth Muslimmug.

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

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Get the Bluetooth Head Setmug.

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

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