baseball

A game played by people to scared to play lacrosse.

Baseball kid 1: Yo man lets go play some baseball!
Baseball kid 2: Okay! And after you can rub some hemroid cream on rear!
Baseball kid 1: ALRIGHT@!@!@@!#

by klhsalkdhsalkdhlka March 5, 2008

baseball

worst activity (not sport) known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this game is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real SPORTS like lacrosse football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play baseball have little ass dicks. fucking baseball is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you baseball players.
some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!

some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
this is what that one faggot's (who said the same exact stuff about lacrosse) definition of baseball should be

by getownedbaseball July 8, 2010

baseball

A game losers play because they aren't cool enough for lacrosse. also, baseball is meant for people that are lazy and are afraid to get hurt.

Johnny is a loser, so he plays baseball.

by Cody3242423415345345324 October 6, 2006

Baseball

A smoking game, only played when 4 or more people get together. Someone lights a pipe/joint, takes a hit, holds it, and passes, each person holds the hit until the pipe/joint gets back to them, takes another hit, and releases both hits in 1 exhale.

Last night was crazy, we all got together and played 3 rounds baseball, we all got totally baked.

by Dudeguy332 February 16, 2010

baseball

the poor man's cricket.

I would like to play cricket but we can't in this mud. Let's play baseball.

by ehhj June 18, 2005

baseball

Baseball is a game you play when you're smoking bud where you take a long hit off the pipe,blunt,joint etc. And hold it in till it goes all the way around the circle of potheads and the first person to choke loses

Mary jane-eh man I wanna get really faded
Smokey-eh lets play baseball I bet you'll choke first

by smokey toke n choke January 10, 2008

Baseball

1. A popular sport

2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.

1. The Phillies are the best baseball team ever.

2. I played baseball and lost with an Ace High.

by timgetsmoney October 11, 2008