A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.
“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
by that country kid March 3, 2021

by BumpkinBoo November 12, 2018

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018
