An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.
by Alec December 10, 2004
A teeny bopper is usually a pre-teen, or tween female ranging from age 10, youngest at 8, to 14. They read magazines like "Twist" and "M" and "J-14" and other lame, glossy, faux celeb junk like that. They sit in little snobby cliques, are usually under or over weight, have anorexia, friends of cutters, and like to think they are all that. The teeny bopper natural enviroment is middle school, and late upper elementary school, or early high school. The easy way to NOT be a teeny bopper is simply hate them. They type like this: OmG!!!!LyKe WaT r U doin'? Lyke, WaNnA hAnG oUt ON, lyke, lyke, lyke, omg? Lyke no way! KoOoOLlLlL!! They often wear baby-doll t-shirts that say crap like "Punk Princess", or "Watch Out!" or at the worst cases, "Future Mrs.(Name of teeny bopper celeb)".
by 1to1for December 16, 2010
girl:00hHh 33mMm gGgG!! I <3 jUsTiN BiEbEr!!!!!!!
sensible person:Why?
girl:b3c@uS3........umm.............*head explodes*
sensible person: tsk tsk tsk, that bieber bopper shoulda been blasting that RATM.
Bieber Aids killed her smh
*Blast Killing in the Name of*
sensible person:Why?
girl:b3c@uS3........umm.............*head explodes*
sensible person: tsk tsk tsk, that bieber bopper shoulda been blasting that RATM.
Bieber Aids killed her smh
*Blast Killing in the Name of*
by WashBro3 September 06, 2010
stupid kids who stalk theyr fave 'punk' band obsessively, know everything about them and keep sayin 'OMG hes sooooo cute..'
look that kid followin that guy from that band around....shes such a teeny bopper....lets go shoot her..
by miss chloe August 13, 2003
a kid between 10-15 who acts grown up by wearing their backpacks to malls, bringing drinks to school, wearing differnt kinds of shoes every day, not using proper grammer(aiight, aint, etc), walking with a group of 5 or more, taking things from someone as if it was for free(a.k.a. freeloader), and MORE.
teeny boppers are gay.
by e|2iC May 23, 2003
The most annoying bitch's in the world. People who Absolutley LOVE MTV. They perfer Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, 50 Cent, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte over Amazing Influencial bands like Queen, Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper and the Beatles. They can either be ghetto sluts or Ugly Fake Goth's who Listen to MCR and has never heard a real band in their life. They Love shopping for rediculous clothing like "Princess" or "Myspace Celebrity" written on the T-shirt. They wish they were the girls on America's next top model, and absolutley Love Gay men. espechally male fashion designers. Teeny Boppers are unintelligent, they usually type words like "DIS, WUT? R U RILLI?" and "N Den lyke ma mum walkz in n says tuRn down ur H2w+h()rn3 h3!ghtz cd!!!11111!11! it hurT ! cr!d!!11!"
by vvvvxgxxxg November 02, 2006
A greenie bopper is a fan of green day, but only since the release of American Idiot. They are related to the teeny-bopper and greatly remeniscent of the greenie-teenie. Despised by true green day fans who unlike the greenie bopper have enjoyed green days music before the release of American Idoit when green day became complete sell outs. Coined by yours truly
by vandalism:asbeautifulasarockinacopsface October 07, 2005