when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.
this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.
by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015
The sexual act of putting your penis into the ass of your partner and making their asshole gape. Then proceeding to put your testicles in their gaping ass and shake them around, like a basketball bouncing around the rim. They do it in Boston all the time.
I did boston basketball to my bitch!!!
by buffblo December 18, 2008
the act of squatting over your partner while defecating on their chest and slapping your testicles agains their chin
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by jdizzlerockstar April 02, 2012
The prettiest, smartest and funny girls! they are always happy and hyping everyone up... nothing can or will get in there way when u have a hard drive! they are way better than soccer players cause soccer players are 100% hoes
by savage10101010101010101010 November 02, 2017
by InternationalBasketballSucks February 05, 2009
retarded basketball is just like basketball but it's been improvised with some retarded ass rules. Here's how it goes. To check the ball you have to go into a squatting position and twerk while checking the ball. When you have possession of the ball, you do not run with it normally as you do in basketball. You run with your knees high, and your knees must be going to your left or your right only, NOT forward. When you dribble the ball, it can't touch the floor. You must hold the ball in one hang while you use your other hand to bang it like a set of bongo drums. To get points is just like basketball, except it doesn't have to go through the hoop. It just has to touch the net. But you can only throw the ball to the net in one way, over your head to your companion. When it makes contact with the net you do the mc hammer dance while going like "boom Shaka laka, boom Shaka laka".You pass the ball normally as you do in basketball and but you have to scream out to your teammate "PISS!!!". You block your opponent by flapping your arms like a bird and jumping up and down. When you get fouled, you lay down on the floor while everyone on your opponent's team does Gangnam style over you while singing the main verse of "The Fox " by Ylvis. Then they get points on a scale of 1-10 based on their performance. Remember 1 touch to the net is 1 point, from a 3 pointer it's 3 points. And the team at the end with the most points wins and does a victory dance.So there's the game, and it's rules.
by Retardedbasketballcr38tor December 26, 2013
We live it. It's going into every season knowing that your team will be in the tournament. It's the illustrious history and tradition of a program that has won more games than any other. It's the legendary Adolph Rupp and his 876 wins, third all time. It's knowing that Duke's "tradition" is a joke and that Rick Pitino is a traitor for coaching Louisville. It's seven national titles and knowing that while other schools only dream of them, we expect them. It's Kentucky Basketball!
by allisce June 04, 2007