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cool auntie

The weirdest of the bunch who thinks she is the coolest of the parents sibling and that the kids love her but she seems to have a weird fetish for toes and brushing the kids hair
The cool auntie keeps touching me head and it's creepy
by Dirty Dingo darts September 20, 2017
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Jord's Aunty

A really hot Aunty that is of the same age
wowsers jord's aunty Maddy is hot!!
by jantele February 8, 2021
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fattie auntie

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating
Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!
by Fattie auntie November 22, 2018
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Auntie Tam

the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance
DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child
by bottomboy tj May 25, 2022
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auntie kay

Someone who will help you and keep you safe
I’m scared , I need help’ - auntie Kay will help you
by Auntie kay August 17, 2019
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Aunty Jen

Aunty Jen is the nicest and warmest of peoples, she is kind, bright and gentle. Her smile is so filled with love and light and is unforgettable. She is most considerate, respectful and understanding. She is such an astonishing person and Is always happy when you see her. She is my colorful and bright rainbow after a rough and rainy day. Her light is infinite and bright you would have to be completely blind to not notice or see her light. She is so awe-inspiring and her happiness is soo contagious, you'll never meet someone quite like her
Aunty Jen is infamous and amazing,astounding generous and gentle
by Lilley Love July 5, 2020
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Auntie SlickStick

Can only be performed by beefy, 6'5'' or more cowgirls. Tends to please men retaining dogdicks or chodes. The woman, sticking out get tongue as far as possible, shoves the penis into the crevasse underneath the tongue and lets saliva build-up. After 30 - 90 seconds, a twist of the tongue rotates the dong to the roof of the mouth, where the woman will proceed to suck the spit down her throat. Continue process until satisfaction has been acheived.
The last time my wife did an Auntie SlickStick was when we didn't think we could have regular intercourse as you had been in the womb for 9 weeks, Billy.
by AnotherWord4 December 22, 2018
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