cool auntie

The weirdest of the bunch who thinks she is the coolest of the parents sibling and that the kids love her but she seems to have a weird fetish for toes and brushing the kids hair

The cool auntie keeps touching me head and it's creepy

by Dirty Dingo darts September 20, 2017

auntie ebony

A black woman being, Blessed beyond measure to own such a treasure of nieces and nephews. Bonded by blood, love, character, hustle, drive, passion, & to live life to the fullest. Fun, loving brilliant individual. Auntie EBONY is the sister to her brothers children. Black woman. Such a lady.

My auntie ebony is an amazing lady.

by EbGoneGlobal November 26, 2017

Auntie Marsha

A friend of the family that you call the aunt because she has dimension about who she is.

Auntie Marsha: Hello Samuel
Samuel: Hello
Auntie Marsha 5 minutes later: Who tf...

by notauntiemarsha October 18, 2019

fattie auntie

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating

Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!

by Fattie auntie November 22, 2018

aunty fatima

Aunty fatima is an amazing woman she is hard working and has an amazing personality she has a very good heart she is a kind and very caring woman she is a good mother figure and also an amazing mother and she is the best aunty a niece could ever ask for she sets an amazing example to us young women she shows us that a woman can be strong and can do anything she wants to do she is a beautiful woman and is intelligent and independent and she always lends a helping hand to those in need she has a beautiful smile that shines bright and she has a good heart anyone would be lucky to have a woman like her in there day to day lifes.

Girl 1: I just met an independent woman who is loving and caring and has a kind heart

Girl 2: Aunty fatima?
Girl 1: ya! How did you know?
Girl 2: because I just met her too and you described her as an aunty fatima perfectly!.
Girl 1: WOW!
Girl 2: I know right!

by A loving niece and daughter December 15, 2018

Auntie SlickStick

Can only be performed by beefy, 6'5'' or more cowgirls. Tends to please men retaining dogdicks or chodes. The woman, sticking out get tongue as far as possible, shoves the penis into the crevasse underneath the tongue and lets saliva build-up. After 30 - 90 seconds, a twist of the tongue rotates the dong to the roof of the mouth, where the woman will proceed to suck the spit down her throat. Continue process until satisfaction has been acheived.

The last time my wife did an Auntie SlickStick was when we didn't think we could have regular intercourse as you had been in the womb for 9 weeks, Billy.

by AnotherWord4 December 22, 2018

Auntie Tam

the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance

DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child

by bottomboy tj May 25, 2022