autistic biscuit

the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me

Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!

Person 1: alright!

by Fart.Nugget June 2, 2018

Autistic Brandon

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts

That boy is a Autistic Brandon

by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018

Autistic monkey

A very dumb individual who will always swing from crap and will throw his feces at anyone in his proximity.

"Shut up you autistic monkey!!!!"

by Mabias December 29, 2016

You're Autistic

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.

Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."

by longschlong123 January 29, 2018

autistic

to trade in your social skills for a higher IQ the day you were born

"Hey that kid is autistic" "watch out john, he may be smarter than you."

by Achesonreuben achere November 20, 2020

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

autistic sex

just like normal sex except the girl gets a dildo and fucks the man, both participants are autistic and therefore it is classified as normal.

my friend took autistic sex like a man from his retarded wife

by anonymoos porcufag October 25, 2017