asparagus pee

when you consume large amounts of asparagus that your urine smells putrid and rotten.

lily ate so much asparagus that everyone thought that someone shit instead of her asparagus pee.

by shrekdad April 23, 2018

Asparagus

A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.

Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.

by Yakub? December 7, 2018

Asparagus

Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.

Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus

by Rasper January 7, 2019

Asparagus Juice

It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟

Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?

by thatonearabperson101 June 2, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021