by Mr. KB July 23, 2010
Being intoxicated to the point that words describing concepts are difficult to remember. In the degrees of intoxication, alcoholed happens before slurred speech, but after a little tipsy.
I went out drinking last night, had just a couple big dirty martinis and went home pretty alcoholed.
by jackson5AHYEAH March 01, 2010
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.
Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
alcoholler, when the quiet person in a group has a few drinks and starts to become rather loud and noisy.
by simonb July 05, 2004
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!
A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!
Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.
Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.
Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.
by Zonie Yank February 20, 2005
Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.
see religion pot tobacco heroin
see religion pot tobacco heroin
Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.
Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.
alcohol
Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.
alcohol
by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 21, 2007
Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Doug: Where's Zach?
Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.
Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.
Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.
Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.
Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
by Zebo_4sho July 04, 2009