albino shits

When a woman/man who has received anal takes a dump and the cum dyes their fecal matter white

Yeah I did anal with Matt earlier today and the albino shits have been getting to me

by G Huncho November 28, 2021

Albino Tickle

A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.

The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.

by bdpuk December 7, 2011

albino gecko

search "megan"

vaughn: "you are an albino gecko"

by breeeeZyy April 23, 2017

albino chicken

A very white person who looks like a chicken

Wow that kid over there is a albino chicken

by Albino chicken May 29, 2017

albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009