Nigel (aka) Ninja Assassin

The name belonging to a sexy humble man, with a pretty nice behind. He is so loveable and the perfect prince charming. After sweeping so many girls off their feet, he finally settled down with that one chica. Am amazing boyfriend, and perfect companion for anytime, anywhere. Up for almost anything. He's got jokes like the joker and walks with attitude. Oh, and apparently, he's pretty gangster.

-OH, it smells kind of like sex..

-It's me. My new perfume called Nigel (aka) Ninja Assassin. It 's the new thing!

by Ninja Assassin4^* June 16, 2011

Street Assassin

someone who is good at street riding and finding good street spots

Joel: Lets go for a ride
Styler: Yeah, why not i say
Matt: You guys are street assassins

by STREETASSASSIN September 25, 2009

Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.

Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.

by captainstab2000 March 2, 2011

buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018

babyface assassin

a male who has the facial features of a two year old girl "ie. doesn't shave although hes 20. i mean not even a bit of bum-fluff" but yet still has the potential scope an lock-on to the hot ho's in the place an leave his mates standing

randy is 1 babyface assassin

by smooth-as January 19, 2008

vibe assassin

one who, through social awkwardness or overall douchiness, is able to eradicate the good-time party feeling from a room instantly.

Don't invite that guy. Last time he totally killed my buzz -- he's a vibe assassin.

by Rachel_from_Vegas June 16, 2008

Rawdog Assassin

A ruthless invader of all territory moist and warm on a woman's body, sans latex, sheepskin, saran wrap or any of that other jive designing to interrupt the union of ones porksword from the succulent flesh of a woman's vagina or culito.

Mike-"Hey Chet, where you been the last week man?"
Chet-"Don't trip chocolate chip, I was up in the LBC straight runnin through the sheets"
Mike-"Word?"
Chet-"You know how I get down Charlie Brown, rawdog assassin all day on them sexy mamasitas"

by Ryhmin'n'steezin April 11, 2010