urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle

My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it

by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016

Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.

“Are you an Urban Dick?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app

he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.

by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018

Urban Dick

A know it all dick.

John Doe is such an Urban Dick. He trolls people online and offline spewing fictional lingo.

by Breezylovesno1 June 4, 2018

Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021