by popeye delight February 21, 2011
Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.
The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.
The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.
You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.
This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .
This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .
by Johnny Dragon March 19, 2013
The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.
by DA February 24, 2005
by Squirel December 22, 2006
Eating one more thing than you know you should. The person then regrets it because they are so full. Term originated when someone ate a footlong Quizno's sandwich, then went on to eat a slice of pizza because it just looked so darn good. That person regretted it. Sometimes the term can be shortened to "slice"
by Kroger Ogre May 21, 2009
If you suck at algebra, eat a slice.
If you can't put on your underwear right, eat a slice.
If you can't pee against the wind, eat a slice.
If you can't put on your underwear right, eat a slice.
If you can't pee against the wind, eat a slice.
by RainHaze July 01, 2011
by Wolf5698 June 04, 2018