skeeter dactyl

A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.

Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.

by thedupdownsouth July 26, 2014

shit skeeter

one who has a bowel movement at the moment of ejaculation during sexual intercourse

man:ahh baby ahh!!
women: whats that fucking smell
man:i'll be rite back
woman:did you just shit!
man:what no.....
woman:shit skeeter!

by hot3kitten69 January 30, 2010

Skeeter

Horse lover, buys elephants for his...he has his own elephantfuckhouse

see: irc.outernet.org

by Ya Mom in the next room July 21, 2003

Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 01, 2006

Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.

Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.

by Browneson April 20, 2008

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life December 21, 2007

skeeter bop

methaphetamine, crack or cocain

i did some skeeter bop last night and got fucked up.

by Bethany Rohm December 03, 2003