poser

Calling someone a poser is:
1) a right of passage for all "emo" kids
2) stupid... no one truely thinks for themselves anyway, even the most "original" probably got it from someone else and/or someone else has already done it
3) equal to myspace, everyone is doing it because everyone else is doing it, and now we are stuck doing it
1) c'mon kid with your hair over one eye, you knew you were in when someone finally called you a poser...
2) "That kid is such a poser" oh wait... was I conforming to everyone else's standards by saying that?
3) no explaination needed
by TheSenseMaker June 26, 2006
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someone who spells the word poser, "poseur" is a poser.
I am an elitist snob and look down on you because you didn't spell the word poser as 'poseur".
by cybermaldonado February 28, 2010
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A deragatory term for a person who, in order to fit in, conforms to a popular trend contrary to their actual beliefs. Their overall presentation of themselves differs VERY much from who they actually are. the person most likely believes that their true interests would single them out. these people are sad things to see in society as most of them lack pure creativity and life because they have other people think for them.
Person: It saddens me to see that Allie has become such a poser.
by -The Girl January 20, 2008
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Not really a word that can be defined. I mean, freaking come on, I can call anyone a poser. Emos say kids that don't 'Really have problems' aren't truly emo, when they don't have any effin problems themselves! (Honey, if you're buying all your clothes from Hot Topic, then you are well off.) The way you dress doesn't make you a person! How can you really be a poser with a bunch of made up definitions based on how people dress and what music they listen to? Seriously, grow the fuck up and leave this shit on myspace.
"lyk omg, she is such a poser!"
"No offense, I saw you wearing the same eyeliner yesterday, and you don't have anything to cry about..."
by Krea December 26, 2007
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a "poser" is a person who sees a popular culture and suckles onto it like a leech, hoping to become "cool"
Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"
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Someone who poses. In other words, they stand in a certain stance in preparation for a picture, etc.
Hugh Heffner just recently picked my grandmother to be a poser for the December issue of Playboy magazine.
by The Insane White/Hawaiian Girl September 04, 2005
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Anyone who belongs to a group or places themselves in a particular sub-genre or sub-culture.
a punker
a metalhead
a grunge fanboy
a nu metaller
a goth
an emo
death metal
black metal
anyone who basis their religion on D&D
anyone who's "Indie"
etc.
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And then tries to say that other people aren't doing it right.It's basically the "we're cool and you're not crowd" of immature asswipes who are stuck in junior high and high school "cliques" and can't grow up.Most people who use the word poser are infact posers.
Anyone who can't be their own man or their own woman and has to follow a group or be a joiner or a follower or a gangster or whatever else,in order to feel like they belong.Anyone who's so insecure and so needy that they have to belong to some clique or group or subculture or cult in order feel like they have some "identity" or sense of belonging.Just be yourselves.Just be a man and stand on your own two feet.
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Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.
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^^^^OH NO I DON'T FIT IN!!!!!! lmmfao..
by who gives a fuck? October 09, 2005
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