Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

Mighty Loader

A large, large crap that may be too large for an average toilet.

Sorry I was late, I got stuck in the bathroom taking a mighty loader

by Chatchee May 6, 2006

mighty nut

To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator

John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe

by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017

mighty glacier

A mighty glacier is one of the Standard Character Classes. These stat builds focus entirely on attack and defense. They hit really hard, and can take tons of hits, but they are slow and easy to hit. Characters that usually take this role are Warriors and fight almost exclusively in close quarters.

The best way to deal with these builds is to either attack from a range that they cannot hit you, or to evade their attacks.

More commonly known as a Tank, although tanks are typically faster.

"You'll never beat me! I can kill you in 1 hit!"
"ugh... another mighty glacier? I'll switch to ranged then... Good luck getting to me before I kill you."

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

mighty h

A crazy french person who owns lots of money and houses and pulls lots of pussy using the silky french language

He can pull the girls, he's like a mighty h

by great H July 9, 2014

The Mighty Jingles

The Mighty Jingles is a commentator for people who send in replays from games with the likes of World of Warships, World of Tanks, War Thunder. He also does his own gameplay videos every once a blue moon.

Jingles is notorious for misidentifying enemy warships, tanks and airplanes.

*Vladivostok sails around the island* The Mighty Jingles: There is the enemy Gearing.

by Arisaka Akashi December 5, 2019

Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.

1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019