Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.
The teacher has toast hair.
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
by acowardly October 21, 2011
Get the Toast Hairmug. The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.
by Monkey Mark October 20, 2009
Get the Math Hairmug. When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.
by immortalus June 2, 2010
Get the Headphone Hairmug. Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
by jethrojones September 20, 2015
Get the Trump hairmug. Spiked up crazy hair resembling that of legendary bass player for Blink-182, Mark Hoppus. He is known to have the sickest hair to ever exist and anyone achieving Hoppus Hair deserves respect.
interviewer: "mark how do you keep your hair like that, perfect Hoppus Hair?"
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
by notrealpunk24 November 1, 2011
Get the Hoppus Hairmug. 
by jnoaccident July 28, 2010
Get the Hair Capemug.