ruben

This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.
Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.
by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012
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noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.

note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
by Jacob & Red April 18, 2007
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Ruben Stark is the poggest man on earth. He is simply so amazing and perfect
Person 1: OMG he is so pog
Person 2: oh yes, it’s Ruben
by BigBoyBurren March 24, 2021
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a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves
man you hatin like ruben
by sgt July 27, 2007
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A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have
Friend:you look sad
Friend 2: Yeah, its just Ruben again
by tiredcutie February 17, 2017
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Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter
by Poisiedon October 30, 2019
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Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂
by Phe_Phe1 February 09, 2018
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