Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 28, 2019
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Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?
I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.
by BohoBill January 17, 2022
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Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?
I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.
by BohoBill January 17, 2022
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sliding quickie

The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.
Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.
by Poompi December 21, 2015
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mob quickie

Go to the dankest spot on grizzly peak blvd. to smoke some weed
Yo Ryan, mob quickie after school?
by Chinkerito January 20, 2018
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Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect
Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!
by Sum foo May 27, 2020
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