Keanu

is a little 15-year old who likes older women because he has mommy issues

"mommy" " ew stop being a keanu"

by eastkanye March 8, 2022

keanu kimchee

he is a small korean sex god and has no other traits

this bitch keanu kimchee is asian as fuck

by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

Keanu

1. Pretty as Fuck
2.Cool Style
3.Romantic
4.Every Girl wants him
5.Funny
6. Knows how to lick a Pussy

You're so cool Keanu

by I-am-cool January 2, 2017

Keanu

Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.

Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!

by holy_guac April 24, 2025

Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Jett Keanu Reeves

A form of the Jett that can be found in the manga page 47 chapter 3 this is the most powerful version of Jett

Yo i love Jett Keanu Reeves, he's my favorite character

by shrek of yes July 31, 2022