Jason

Jason

You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.

This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!

Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different
by Jaberjr May 13, 2017
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Jason

Jason is a joke
by THANOS 123456? October 26, 2019
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jason

Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone
yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere
by kennyismyman November 11, 2018
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jason

sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.
man : jason is a big fuckboy
by juliosligger February 4, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthinks things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason is a wonderful man.
There's Jason! *sigh*, what an admirable person.
by 3.6Roentgen April 22, 2022
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Jason Will

To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
by mattyfmills69 October 1, 2009
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Jason

The best guy you will ever meet, he is cute and hella funny. If you are his gf you are lucky and if he says I love you that shows he cares a lot
Jason is the best guy
by someone’s gf October 16, 2019
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