Shyam-a-gram

The inability to describe any plan concept without resorting to an overcomplicated diagram resembling a childish doodle

What I don't understand .. that's just a Shyam-a-gram

by Statements team August 16, 2011

gram challenge

A challenge of smoking a gram of weed in as little time as possible, till no greens are left in the bowl, only ash. It can be done in a head-to-head competition where the quickest smoker has their gram paid for by the losers, or for a personal record in shortest time. PRs are typically done with an audience to act as witnesses, though this does lead to rapid hotboxing of confined spaces.

I just finished that gram challenge in under 45 seconds and feel super blown, just totally instabaked man.

by Tha Minuteman June 23, 2015

gram stain

When you cum on a graham cracker and stick it to ur bed sheets and it stains

"Damn man I have a gram stain on my bed." - Mr. Willson

by Dvsbdj January 22, 2018

Golden Grams

The act of doing a golden shower with a grand mother.

John : How do you start you day ?
Peter : As usualy, with Golden Grams and some milk.

by AKApulco July 20, 2018

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Gram Cracker

A blunt or joint with exactly a gram of bangin bud.

Light up that Gram Cracker!

by Quadir425 November 18, 2010

gram slam

picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM

Damn lexy is fine as hell.

Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.

by The Schwerper May 4, 2017