Brian

A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".

Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.

by Devinny April 5, 2019

Brian

Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.

Is that guy rollin' a brian in public? Only in Vermont.

by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010

brian

MAN HOAR

eww... look at that Brian

by lilgetto May 3, 2009

Brian

A guy who wears flannels with converse all the time
He owns an acoustic guitar and has a youtube channel where he sits in front of the camera and does covers of twenty one pilots and fall out boy songs

Simon: brian back at it again singing sugar we're going down,, I stan

by Duetopersonalreasonsimbabey May 12, 2019

Brian

Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass

You: Dude I met the coolest bro today

Friend: Did he have big dick energy

You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian

by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019

Brian

Black ninja turtle

Brian is a black ninja turtle. He built like a fish.

by Julz<3 February 14, 2022

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021