by I'm Ron Burgandy? May 4, 2011
Get the Full Force 9000mug. A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
by devinerocks February 29, 2008
Get the Douche bag 9000mug. A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".
by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022
Get the Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000mug. Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011
Get the cool story 9000 bromug. by Ph4nt0m N0v4 November 12, 2020
Get the Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000mug. A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!
by Yobastanker September 18, 2004
Get the bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000mug. When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.
WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018
Get the Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twistmug.