Kirsten is literally the worst person ever and tries to be funny although managing to never have current jokes. Tries to joke around but replaces funny with annoying. She sucks stay away from her or she’ll never leave you alone.
by Duktective October 15, 2019
Get the Kirstenmug. Kirsten (noun): A person who desperately tries to fit into the in-crowd, often at the expense of her true self. Not known for her natural beauty, she relies on wigs to cover her bald head and struggles with self-esteem. Her personality leaves much to be desired, often described as trashy, and she tends to use past connections to claim friendships instead of building genuine relationships. Lacking the ability to stand up for herself, she’s often seen as someone who's been through the wringer just to feel “loved.” With saggy breasts and a history of being ran through, she became a teen mom in a misguided attempt to grow up too fast, all while seeking validation from those around her, including a mother who doesn’t show her love. In short, Kirsten embodies the struggle of trying to be someone she’s not in a world that values superficiality.
Kirsten is a bop
by RogueKnight March 22, 2025
Get the Kirstenmug. Kirsten is usually a very slow girl but in a charming way. Sometimes may have a big forehead but compensates it with a very happy-go-lucky attitude. Typically seen as a cutesy type girl but can act mature in unexpected moments.
by avatar the last crack bender April 3, 2024
Get the Kirstenmug. "ew its kirsten"
by happychap99 June 14, 2018
Get the kirstenmug. A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!
by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020
Get the kirsten johnsonmug. 
A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!
by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020
Get the kirsten johnsonmug.