A Hamish is that one guy who is a complete dumbass when it comes to the basic things in life. Sometimes the word 'assdumb' is the only word suitable to describe a Hamish.
by Dylan_mclovin' September 8, 2020

Full-Time Sigma. No days off.
by Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog May 30, 2024

by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 1, 2021

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
by Karl gto September 19, 2020

Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!
by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022

A hamish is someone with black cute hair and overall really funny person. Hamish is someone who knows theyre cute but hates to admit it. They also are very smart and respectful but cant admit it
by Ilikeyacuteg October 25, 2020

by SomeonBetterThanU November 6, 2018
