pussy whipped

When you lose your sense of booty booty booty and have one-itis. When you don't help out your friends and only spend too much time and money on a female.

MIKAL, drove down 5 hours just to make sure his "girlfriend" didn't have lunch with one of his "friends". He is so pussy whipped that he doesn't trust his old friend and he spends so much money on her, like cars and buying every little thing she needs (i.e. rent, food money). This all happened after he slept in a barn with a cow for 3 years (and she cheated on him with some whiskey dick).

by Harold Lee February 14, 2008

pussy whipped

When a man ditches his buddies to be with his girl in hopes of getting laid.

Look at him leaving already. He's so pussy whipped.

by thePINKlife December 15, 2008

pussy whipped

Failure to produce your testicles during male defining times, like inviting your wife out on guys night out.

Mick says "If we are going to have the celebration at Globe...on a Thursday night...can we open it up a little and call it "Wives-Optional but no kids"...? Not that she wants to hear me talk about softball anymore, but I'd feel better if I invited her and THEN she called me an idiot and refused to come along...." Translation, "I am a pussy whipped biaaccchhh"

by Big Dog55 October 8, 2005

Pussy Whip

Cool, creamy dessert topping that tastes like fresh-teased pussy. Credited with launching the poon-flavored trend in food manufacturing.

Rumored to be used by neglected housewives to retrain their husbands in a Pavlovian methodology to crave the taste of pussy.

Honey, she put Pussy Whip on everything in the house. Now, whenever it's dinnertime, all I hear out of the bedroom is giggles!

by LSanders September 19, 2012

pussy whip

when you take a whip and spank that pussy like that cat bit you!

"GURL IMMA PUSSY WHIPP YO PUSSY!"

by SMEXY MEXY September 9, 2009

pussy whipped

The act of opening one's Nascar Fantasy league to wives, female friends, girlfriends/wives of male friends. Completely subjugating all desire, urge and instinct to speak manly thoughts amongst brethren. Crisis of identity usually resulting in an inability to dress one's self and sitting down when pissing. See also nancy-boy and girly-man

"Did you hear about Andrew? He can't come out for a beer because he's at home watching TIVO'd episodes of Grey's Anatomy." "That guy is so pussy whipped I bet his taint has Tampon dents"

by Johnnycat December 14, 2008

Pussy Whip

The act of whipping ones cooter with a twisler until they either orgasm or bleed out

"Looks like we have another pussy whipping death on our hands" Exclaimed Officer Cocksquat

by pizza plunging February 14, 2017