When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.
I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.
by spring breaker October 4, 2019
Get the PTSDmug. Penis that needs sucking disorder.
Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?
Person A: yeahh
Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?
Person A: yeahh
by Gimme_milkk August 1, 2022
Get the PTSDmug. A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
Get the Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)mug. by mastergeneralsir March 5, 2020
Get the pTsdmug. “Omg my mom gives me PTSD” “Isn't that post traumatic stress disorder?” “No i mean Parental traumatic stress disorder which means my parent(s) are annoying and stress me out all the time” “ohh ok i feel you bro”
by And i oop sksks August 14, 2019
Get the PTSDmug. by Coniop November 6, 2020
Get the ptsdmug. A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
Get the PTSD 2.0mug.