It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said 🔥 🏃 ♂️ anyways you should really read it

Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable

by tzu.bubbles July 16, 2021

You know what i mean jelly bean

Telling some one you care or love

Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be

Telling some one you care or love

You know what i mean jelly bean

by Smoky_Bear July 13, 2019

Tell your crush how you feel day

April 3rd is the day you tell your crush u like them!

Just tell your crush how you feel day

by Philip mcrevest March 31, 2021

i love you than the sun, my moon.

Well, its an another way of telling "i love you but, the sun has risen. Goodbye, my moon." If your partner said that to you, OHMY! Goodluck to you being single. ≡(▔﹏▔)≡

And, you can use that if you're gonna be leaving them for another guy. The sun represents your other partner which is the guy who is the reason why you're gonna leave him. And, the moon is your main partner. GOOOOODLUCK

" You: I love you than the sun, my moon."

by Edelweiss. January 4, 2022

Did you just kick your flips off bro?

When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.

"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"

by AntoniusPerito & JohnCampbell October 23, 2011

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)

Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.

by Etch-A-Sketchy May 31, 2015